Computers & Information
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
We can lick gravity but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
It isn't necessary to imagine the world ending in fire or ice. There are two other possibilities: one is paperwork, and the other is nostalgia.
Never let a computer know you're in a hurry.
There are two types of computer users: those who have lost all their data, and those who are going to.
Getting information off the Internet is like taking a drink from a fire hydrant.
In God we trust, all others we virus scan.
Looking at the proliferation of personal web pages on the Net, it looks like very soon everyone on Earth will have 15 megabytes of fame.
The most overlooked advantage to owning a computer is that if they foul up, there's no law against whacking them around a little.
Information is a source of learning. But unless it is organized, processed, and available to the right people in a format for decision making, it is a burden, not a benefit.
Treat your password like your toothbrush. Don't let anybody else use it, and get a new one every six months.
The Internet is the world's largest library. It's just that all the books are on the floor.
There are 10 types of people in this world: those who understand binary and those who don't.
The factory of the future will have only two employees, a man and a dog. The man will be there to feed the dog. The dog will be there to keep the man from touching the equipment.